4Kids satire at its finest. (almost)
After his alleged comment in November 2004 about him thinking the girls from Ojamajo Doremi were sexy, I have to agree that Alfred R. Kahn is a closet pedophile.
Personally, I hate One Piece, but I'll protect this submission because it exposes the dub's faults in a satirical manner. I couldn't have thought of very many ways to improve on this. The bad graphics and Speakonia voices add to the satire effect.