HibiscusKazeneko's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Get on My Horse]

Your horse has diabetes.

Probably my favorite of TheWeebl's loops; I like the backing music.
And a hot dog for a planet?!? ROFL!

[Melons]

LOL melon abortion clinic

For some reason this video makes me think of Link from the Legend of Zelda, and I cringe at the thought of one of my favorite video game characters with a melon plant growing out his butt D:
But I liked the video anyway. I can't get the song out of my head, let alone the imagery... AAAGH!

Good job, Wonchop. You made a classic.

[Sonic Shorts: Volume 5]

DEATH TO 4KIDS!!!!1

I loved that one. It's about time someone did something about that self-absorbed asshat who calls himself Al Kahn.
I wish I could've made my submission better; I so badly wanted to be part of this series... T-T
But I've got a couple of ideas in the works. See you around!
P.S. Moar Wonderman Eggman plz. ;P

[Phoenix Very Wrong]

The sync is off.

The timing for each piece is fine until a certain point, then it all stutters or just stops. You might want to look into that.
Other than that, the video quality is a bit pixellated (it looks like you used some kind of codec to convert this from another filetype and it wasn't too successful), the humor content is mediocre (at least in my opinion) and I noticed a watermark in the lower-left-hand corner. Are you trying to fend off Ebaum's-style thieves or what?
If this is your first try, not too bad. Please do better next time, if there ever is one.

[Legend of Miyamoto]

Not bad.

I liked your art style and mix of sprite animation with vectored drawings. The concept was novel and entertaining, also.
There was one thing that bothered me, though: Shigeru Miyamoto as you portrayed him didn't appear to have eyes. It's a fact that he has functioning eyes in real life, and your portrayal of him the way you did is sometimes perceived as a negative stereotype against Asians. If I were you, I'd be careful if I were to use such imagery in the future.

[Escape Film Thing]

Where is the movie?

I clicked "Play," but all I got was a black-and-white screen saying "The Clock Crew Escape Film Thing." Is this some kind of joke, or is my computer broken?

biblo responds:

your flash player's broken. don't vote zero on things when you might be at fault. it's rude.